I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
As shirtless as possible
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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