Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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