dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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