I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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