she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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