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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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