i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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