Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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