Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Mom said you looked used
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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