he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He has the fingertips of a God
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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