Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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