dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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