I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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