I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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