she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Dicks are not precious.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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