Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
please don't ironically join a cult
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