David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize