hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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