doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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