I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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