I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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