white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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