is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I know her cup size but not her name....
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