Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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