whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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