he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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