Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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