Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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