no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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