I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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