also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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