well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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