where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sober January is a disaster.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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