he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Operation Purity has been aborted
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize