I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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