Dual....:-)
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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