I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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