whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
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Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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