its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
zippers are such a cool invention
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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