Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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