hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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