My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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