Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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