oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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