he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You're like the curious george of whores
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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