so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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