do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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