i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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