Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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