He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Bring me that man meat
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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